Aap Bahut Khubsurat Khush Mijaaj Raham Dil Aur Mehanati Ho . . . . . . . Chal Ab Teri Bari Tu Bhi Koi Achha Sa Chutkula Suna
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Ek Pathan Dusre Pathan Se: Tumhare Papa Ki Maut Kaise Hui Thi? Dusra Pathan Afsos Karte Hue "Yaar Unki Yadasht Bahut Kamjor Thi Dopahar Ko Sote Vakt Saans Lena Bhul Gaye The
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